Need equations solved? Iím free this SpringWell, it is finally time to graduate, and I am glad to do it. It is my pleasure to release a parking spot back into the wild, hopefully you will appreciate waiting a little less for a drink on 6th since I will be absent from the bar, and lets not forget about all that contested first-floor UGL desk space I wonít occupy!
Travesty readers, thank you for continuously praising the paper. Everyone on staff pushes themselves hard to imprint these pages with the quality youíve come to expect. Keep reading, and introduce it to new readers as well... Iím always comically surprised when meeting seniors who never heard of the Travesty.
To my many friends and companions, thank you for providing the occasional distractions from my curriculum and being such unique people. Collectively you are the canvas on which Iíve cast my college experience, so donít fall out of the picture.
ďPhysics major huh? So what do you do with that?Ē Seek simple solutions to a complex world, then find someone to listen to you.
ďWho are you again?Ē Iíve been the webmaster at the Travesty for almost three years, you know that site you visit daily and such: www.texastravesty.com. Maybe youíve heard of me by the pseudonym KANTORRRRRRR? If yes then you already know what thatís about, and if you havenít then... well, it would take too long to explain.
So thatís it. I tried the best I could. Honest. Canít come with me on this trip, though. Last call for drinks. Barís closiní down. Sunís out. Where we goiní for breakfast? Donít wanna go far. Rough night. Tired, baby... tired.
No, seriously that was just a film quote. Peace, Iím off to conduct some serious snowboarding and whatever else alumni do with their lives.