April/May 2006 (v8 i6)

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April/May 2006 (v8 i6) Editor-in-Chief Kristin Hillery Managing Editor Bradley Jackson Design Director David Strauss Associate Editors Elizabeth Barksdale Kathryn Edwards Eric Seufert Stephen Short Writing Staff Mike Faerber Jen Goldstein Veronica Hansen Sara Kanewske Kelsey Lamb Toby Salinger Laura Schulman Christie Young Publicity Lauren McDowell Melanie Schaffrath Laura Waltz Design Staff Mark Estrada Chris Friend Todd Mein Adam Shackleton TJ Sharp Samantha Soper Advertising Erica Grundish Webmaster Mike Kantor Administrative Assistants Sandy Arriaga Jacqueline Fitzgerald Travis Henning Joel Lucas Ben Mason Garrett Rowe Contributing Editors Janice Chan Jill Morris Todd Ross Nienkerk Cover Art Chris Friend Todd Ross Nienkerk Centerspread Veronica Hansen Mike Kantor Jill Morris Samantha Soper HOV Lane Todd Ross Nienkerk Space Immigration Eric Seufert Samantha Soper MC DiaBetiK Kristin Hillery Comedy Listings Kristin Hillery Ask an Athlete Samantha Soper Kristin Hillery Teen Flicks Samantha Soper Horoscopes Chris Friend Complainer David Strauss Fall Flowchart Kristin Hillery Bradley Jackson David Strauss Melinda Menstrual Models Linda Ramsey Chris Trew Ad Sales Erica Grundish Jill Morris Willy Loman Illustrations Lesley Dixon Chris Friend Veronica Hansen Kristin Hillery Mike Kantor Todd Mein Jill Morris Todd Ross Nienkerk John Roper Stephen Short Samantha Soper David Strauss Shout Outz Four years of good times; everyone being sooo busy; That Other Paper; Jill’s fixation with Bradley’s blaster; free pizza for eternity; getting your MRS degree; Eric’s beard; Broseph’s ’Za Shop; girls just want to have fun; Kelly Clarkson; going home to hang out with high-school friends; Camden’s “energy” drinks; message board wars; “It’s too hard”; HEB closed for Easter; Bradley has a vag; “not getting” the Smashing Pumpkins; Stephen’s corsage for Veronica, talking about Spanish ad nauseum; lotsa matzah; Jan and Mike on page four; mustard is better; cue-linary or cuh-linary; not having free water cups at Wendy’s anymore; Glenn, our Onion friend; putting dead rats in cups; the Salt Lick; parallel parking on Sixth and getting yelled at by a bus full of drunk people; the Clit Brigade; Steaks on a Train; getting moles removed from genitals; smelly salads; returning batteries; borrowing a cap and gown; banana pudding every day; dresses made out of napkins; finally being told something first; the evil ring; Fireman’s #4; free dishwashers; puns. « Back to the April/May 2006 issue ©1997-2006 Texas Travesty | Copyright & Legalese | Issue Credits | Texas Travesty Archives Home