April/May 2006 (v8 i6)
Crossing Your Border 1997
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Creative ideas for your... Cap+Gown


Hey graduating seniors! Thought you’d only get one use out of your cap and gown? Well, think again! We at the Travesty have come up with some crafty uses for this very versatile and fashion-forward frock.

  • Blend in on your pilgrimage to Mecca
  • Dress your HOV-lane dummy
  • Live out your childhood dreamof buying a giant stuffed owl and playing dress-up
  • Donate it to the children of Capgownistan
  • Wear it to fancy restaurants, then refuse to take off your cap
  • Save it for when you can’t find a job and realize you have to take out student loans and go to grad school to avoid being homeless
  • Go to the next Harry Potter premiere
  • For women: Use it as maternity wear
  • Medieval priest costume for renaissance fair
  • Educated person Halloween costume
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