September 2005 (v8 i1)

Having Fleeting Delusions of Grandeur Since 1997

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September 2005 (v8 i1) Editor-in-Chief Kristin Hillery Managing Editor JJ Hermes Design Director David Strauss Associate Editors Elizabeth Barksdale Kathryn Edwards Chanice Jan Ryan B. Martinez Todd Nienkerk Writing Staff Mike Faerber Sara Kanewske Todd Mein Jill Morris John Roper Toby Salinger Laura Schulman Stephen Short Christie Young Copy Chief Stephanie Bates Design Staff Dayna Conklin Ryan Flores Adam Shackleton TJ Sharp Samantha Soper Christina Vara Advertising Erica Grundish Publicity Stan Babbitt Distribution Bradley Jackson Webmaster Mike Kantor Administrative Assistants Sandy Arriaga Kevin Cook Zack Claxton Lesley Dixon Jen Goldstein Travis Henning Kelsey Lamb Garrett Rowe Cover design JJ Hermes Lindsay Lohan Doll Adam Shackleton Rumors/Rejected Essays Samantha Soper (layout) Centerspread JJ Hermes (photos) Todd Nienkerk (layout) Jeff Goldblum Dayna Conklin (layout) Ron Popeil (cardboard cutout) Christina Vara (layout) Greeting cards JJ Hermes (design) Adam Shackleton (design) Fashion JJ Hermes (photo) Christina Vara (layout) Joan Rivers (living corpse) Illustrations Dayna Conklin Lesley Dixon Ryan Flores Travis Henning JJ Hermes Mike Kantor Todd Nienkerk Adam Shackleton TJ Sharp Samantha Soper David Strauss Christina Vara Pale Visage Macaulay Culkin Contributing Writer Camden Gilman Models Parth Gejji Keegan Hernandez Stephen Price Austin Sears Cover models Edward Coles John Pulliam Travis Henning Ad sales Erica Grundish Chanice Jan Shout Outz Karaoke; robotic cats; blacking out; racing period; free [adult swim] posters; a locker full of Travis; David's shit in the fridge; extra undies; dead roaches; smart girls 2K5; vainillas; SOKP; visiting glass in the basement; BYOB; ripping off places; making signs; former Internet boyfriends; phoning in funny; Kingdom of Loathing; a lot of new people and a lot of names I don't remember; a relatively clean basement; different music; falling down in front of people; "quitting" jobs; Beethoven, not his 5th; getting in trouble at the strip club; Sam's bachelorette party; FOOD; too many anal rape jokes; missing Nintendo; the mysteries of pi; awkward waiters at Mongolian restaurants; Lo Mein dumping popcorn on idiots; drunk UT fans; unidentifiable sources of cuts and bruises; shitty music; Travesty balls; gleeking; Asshat; finding something for David to do; go Junior, go Senior; Camp Care; shirts that have all 43 presidents on them; people not on staff in the basement for prolonged periods of time; Toddcasts; expensive props; pocket protectors. « Back to the September 2005 issue ©1997-2006 Texas Travesty | Copyright & Legalese | Issue Credits | Texas Travesty Archives Home