March 2005 (v7 i5)
Sockin' it to You Since 1997
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Politically incorrect
I used to mean something to you. Now you just use me whenever it's convenient. Some day you'll meet the real me.
          Nazi/fascist/communist
          Watered-down political label

To die for
You thought you could keep me out of your life. You wouldn't even come near me. But I'm smooth. I charmed you with my home cooking and my sneaky ways. Soon, I proved too sweet, too tempting to resist. Now, finally, your heart is mine!
          Cholesterol
          A part of you

Attention seeking
I hate the way I look. I'm so sick of being this way. I need new threads, I need some fluff. I need someone to fix me, to put me together. I wanna be made.
          Your bed
          A total mess

Check this out
Hey, how's it going? Got any tests this week? Yeah, I hate mornings, too. I can't stand this drizzle. Maybe tomorrow will be sunny. That'll be $4.75. IwishIweredead. Have a nice day.
          Small talk with a cashier
          Forced

Circumnavigated
Get your hands away from my cockpit. This is Virgin Airlines. You know.
          Steve Fossett
          Flying solo

Roid Rage
Where the hell is my dignity?
          Jose Canseco
          Small-balled scumbag


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