March 2005 (v7 i5)
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March 2005 (v7 i5)

Editor-in-Chief
Todd Nienkerk

Managing Editor
Kristin Hillery

Design Director
JJ Hermes

Associate Editors
Elizabeth Barksdale
Kathryn Edwards
Chanice Jan
Ryan B. Martinez

Staff Writers
Stephanie Bates
Bradley Jackson
Todd Mein
Jill Morris
John Roper
Eric Seufert
Christie Young

Design Staff
David Strauss
Christina Vara

Advertising
Erica Grundish

Publicity
Stan Babbitt

Distribution
Toby Salinger

Webmaster
Mike Kantor

Administrative Assistants
Zack Claxton
Mike Faerber
Emily Gabitzsch
Jen Goldstein
Travis Henning
Sara Kanewske
Garrett Rowe
Laura Schulman
Stephen Short
Shelley Smith

Faculty Advisor
John Ruszkiewicz

Cover Design
Stephanie Bates
Sara Kanewske
Mike Kanor
Todd Nienkerk

Martin Lawrence
Christina Vara (layout)

Puppetry
Stephanie Bates
Emily Gabitzsch
Jen Goldstein
Erica Grundish
Kristin Hillery
Bradley Jackson
Sara Kanewske
Mike Kantor
Todd Mein
Jill Morris
Garret Rowe
Toby Schulman
Stephen Short
Christie Young

Apartment newsletter
Kristin Hillery
Todd Nienkerk
David Strauss
Christie Young

Illustrations
JJ Hermes
Mike Kantor
Todd Mein
Todd Nienkerk
David Strauss

Hamburger Bunion

Contributing Writers
Dr. Nancy Daley
Misty Reed

Models
Maureen Grady
Chris Henry
Matt Meisner

Ad Sales
Erica Grundish
Chanice Jan

Cool Lakes
Superior
Great Salt
Titicaca

Shout Outz
Scott Silva (don't fuck up med school!); Guyknowmite.com; Todd's secret life; fool-proof anonymity; the coming storm; soft incandescent lighting and soft hits; a new printer for 8x11 paper ONLY!; rewrites; the titty one with the curly bush; googley eyes; burning the bejeezus out of your hand with hot glue; Karen is dirty by choice; draaaaag; Chanice's "maternal instincts"; guys not being invited to the sleepover, seriously; the Vagina Dialogues; flaunting our shit; the kindness of strangers; a series of estrogen-packed entries in the Shout Outz; the antidote: dick talk and arm-wrestling; ruining people's reputations; more like Baja Free; Hats on Cats!; underage girls; Rocketman making contact with the mothership; "inverse square law in your face!"; tubgirl; Texan columnists who rip us off; Elvis shirts; What Jill uses as mayonnaise; late-night AIM conversations about the sex lives of staffers; free food; Sara the Sock Puppet Mistress; Garrett and the most terrible poster ever made; Travesty Newz 9; homemade limeade; Chuck Watkins; the office posing as the Windy City; brilliant haikus about sex and lightning lovers; "soft" cookies; Vamp; construction paper artistry; Sun-Maid; "make my back hurt"; armpit stains and bare midriffs; a fro in progress; getting a glove in your sandwich.
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