March 2005 (v7 i5)
Sockin' it to You Since 1997
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Toeni Footsgerald
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Oh, you soxy thang! 'Til today I merely dreamt of slipping my firm phalanges into your eagerly agape opening. The tight grip of your poly-blend around my appendage heats it to the bone! Your sexy argyle pattern says no, but that un-patched hole cries yes, yes, yes! My stinky pinky aches to be inside you and rouse the musk of moist passion.

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Hobbies: kickin' back, socker, playing footsie, looking for a mate, watching Six Feet Under
Turn-Ons: fishnet stockings, toe rings, big feet, pedicures, toe-sucking, socks on the beach
Turn-Offs: getting lost in the dryer, holes, static cling, stretch marks, bunions, cameltoes
Motto: "Mean people sock."

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