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...she pees mayonnaise!
...there is a family of five living under her fat rolls!
...she looks like a kind, gentle bison!
...she has to bathe in the Caspian Sea!
...her vaginal canal was once mistaken for the entrance to a planetarium!
...her cells have a lipid trilayer!
...when she dies, her body will take up an entire cemetery!
...one time she went swimming in the ocean and a whale tried to have sex with her!
...she ate a mile-long butter sandwich and washed it down with a gravy milkshake!
...if you look up the word "obese" in the dictionary, her picture is there!
...when she steps on a scale, it says 5,000 to the fat power!
...her nickname is "Fat Fuck!"
...her fat cells keep eating each other!
...she wears a size 74
...she makes Michael Moore look like Adrian Brody! |
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