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"Houston, I don't have a problem!" |
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Moonshine |
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Zero Gravity |
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Being the second man to walk on the moon, not the first |
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Knighting himself Sir Buzz Lightbeer |
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"I have no desire for streetcars. I'm fine to drive, you scalawag." |
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Southern Comfort |
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Throwing cats on hot tin roofs |
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Using his plays' titular line every five seconds |
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Turning his mom's glass menagerie into a glass catastrophe |
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"You're the idiot with no common sense." |
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Sam Adams |
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Flying kites with Benjamin Franklin |
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Being a royal pain |
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Setting George Washington's teeth on fire |
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"Oh shut up. Let's get hammered and paint the town confusing!" |
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Absolut Abstract |
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Punching someone in the face |
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Spilling multiple drinks and explaining it as a new form of art |
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Drawing a real shape |
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"Oh, be quiet! You're starting to sound like my ex-husbands!" |
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Buttery Nipple |
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Sleeping pills are a girl's best friend |
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Rounding the bases with Joe Dimaggio |
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Misplacing her mole |
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