 Dusty Mangum
Longhorn Place Kicker
Thump, swoosh! Is that the sound of a Rose Bowl-winning field goal, or of my soaring libido? With your rock-hard legs and sunny smile, methinks the latter, sweet sports hero! Oh, how your punting inspires much panting! Dust off your magnum, you cocky kicker, and let's see how good your aim really is!
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vital info
Hobbies: Single-leggedly winning high-pressure games on national television
Turn-Ons: Kix cereal, the sumptuousness of victory, squat-thrusting, pulling heartstrings, Peaches' "Kick It"
Turn-Offs: Strong easterly winds, pulling hamstrings, flat balls, sculpting, wacky shoelaces
Motto: "Rah rah ree! Kick 'em in the knee! Rah rah rass! Kick 'em in the other knee!" |
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