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February 2005 (v7 i4)
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Editor-in-Chief
Todd Nienkerk
Managing Editor
Kristin Hillery
Design Director
JJ Hermes
Associate Editors
Elizabeth Barksdale
Kathryn Edwards
Chanice Jan
Ryan B. Martinez
Staff Writers
Stephanie Bates
Bradley Jackson
Todd Mein
Jill Morris
John Roper
Eric Seufert
Christie Young
Design Staff
David Strauss
Christina Vara
Advertising
Erica Grundish
Publicity
Stan Babbitt
Distribution
Toby Salinger
Webmaster
Mike Kantor
Administrative Assistants
Zack Claxton
Mike Faerber
Jen Goldstein
Sara Kanewske
Lindsay Meeks
Garrett Rowe
Laura Schulman
Stephen Short
Faculty Advisor
John Ruszkiewicz
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Illustrations
JJ Hermes
Kristin Hillery
Chanice Jan
Mike Kantor
Todd Nienkerk
Todd Mein
Adam Shackleton
David Strauss
Christina Vara
... and nobody else
Cover Design
Todd Nienkerk
Adam Shackleton
iPods for Shitty Bands
Adam Shackleton (illustrator)
David Strauss (layout)
... and a couple of jerks
Centerspread
Todd Mein (illustrator)
... and many more
Robin Williams
Christina Vara (layout)
Contributing Writers
Bryan Berge
Dr. Nancy Daley
Camden Gilman
Liz Mandrell
Flowchart Genius
David Strauss
Models
Dusty Mangum
Lauren Poulos
Costume Designer
Sara Kanewske
Confederate Heroes
Braxton Bragg
A.P. Hill
Stonewall Jackson
Robert E. Lee
Ad Sales
Klevis Aliaj
Emily Coalson
Erica Grundish
Kristin Hillery
Todd Nienkerk
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 Shout Outz
Stale German chocolate cake; the common cold, random viruses, mono, and anything else contributing to a mostly sick staff; our "reliable and easy to use" printer; John Wilkes Booth: ready to take it, according to Steph; GatorAIDS; the Emobot; alternative e-mail personalities; things you can't call monkeys; Stan's line of new boxes; maximo burritos; aching kidneys; workers who get personal; the SSB's obsession with pregnancy; Wheatsville; MSG-free tacos that give you gut-busting gas; napkin holder mishaps; using-hyphens-in-all-the-right-places; free pug puppies(!!!) and other joys of Craig's List; the Chinese New Year; Watergate conferences and hordes of old people outside the office; missing the Superbowl AND giving a shit, really; memory lapses and the 12 shots that cause them; gud speelun; Kathryn's leftist rhetoric seeping through her Commie articles; people reading over your shoulder and ummmming; surprise popcorn!; passive-aggressiveness; losing half the shout outz; forgetting to press the 'Save' button; getting served 25,000 times; the elusive and hard-to-find 'Things To Work On' list; butts; the usual Friday night curry smell; posing for pictures when everyone's watching; oversized pincher tools used to pinch off YOUR FACE; stupid missing fonts; Jammy; Eric's lame page |
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