May 2004 (v6 i6)
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Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen
The Olsen twins are back! Mary Kate and Ashley return in four highly profitable adventures for girls without a strong family presence. Thrill as the terrific twosome bet their father’s car during a high-stakes cock fight in Tijuana — and lose! In order to hide from the bounty hunters hired to track down the mischevious duo, Mary Kate and Ashley are forced to file their teeth and join a circus. Will the Amazing Saw-Mouthed Gringos survive life as Mexican carnies? Will they find true love with Juan and Alejandro, the Mysterious Siamese Wolf-Children? Or will they be shot, execution style, for stealing churros from the evil Señor Jota? Find these and other incredible adventures in this new series from Premeditated House Books!
Mary Kate & Ashley
Watch Their Own TV Shows

These girls are the silliest! Mary Kate is going to have a shit fit when she sees how much funnier and better-looking Ashley is!
Mary Kate & Ashley
Shower at Different Times

Ashley has to take a cold shower...after Mary Kate uses up all the hot water! Who will solve the Mystery of the Smelly Towel?
Mary Kate & Ashley
...And the Dirty Old ManWho Stole Their Bicycle Seats

Old Meathands sure does love the sweet, yet slightly sour, smell of the twins’ bicycle seats!
Mary Kate & Ashley
Discuss Theology

Surf’s up for ontological debate when the Didactic Duo tackle the ultimate mystery: the meaning of life. And guess what? It’s SHOPPING!
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