May 2004 (v6 i6)

Going down in elevators since 1997

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May 2004 (v6 i6) Editor-in-Chief Todd Nienkerk Managing Editor Kristin Hillery Design Director JJ Hermes Associate Editors Elizabeth Barksdale Ryan Martinez Staff Writers Kathryn Edwards Camden Gilman Chanice Jan Lance Marshall Todd Mein John Roper Joel Siegel Christie Young Design Staff Justin Olsen David Strauss Publicity Stan Babbitt Distribution Stephanie Bates Webmaster Jeff Forman Web Staff Mike Kantor Dylan Sanders Administrative Assistants Leala Ansari Andrea Bridges Doug Cooper Erica Grundish Bradley Jackson Lindsay Meeks Jill Morris Chris Neal Laura Schulman Faculty Advisor John Ruszkiewicz Cover Todd Nienkerk Justin Olsen Centerspread Stephanie Bates Doug Cooper Kathryn Edwards Bradley Jackson JJ Hermes Lance Marshall Todd Nienkerk Laura Schulman Joel Siegel David Strauss Christie Young Illustrations JJ Hermes Kristin Hillery Mike Kantor Todd Mein Todd Nienkerk Justin Olsen Joel Siegel David Strauss Chic Tracts (illustration) Charlie Alvarado Models Kurtis Carrasco-Beyer Brandon Chicotsky Skylerr Jaxson Sherry Kahkeshani Scott Langenbeck Nicole Lender Tony Simonetta Scott Sublett Audrey Sullivan Rodrigo Trevino Kristy Weaver Sarah Woo Precious Zhou Giggles the Clown Jill Morris Shout Outz Secrets; algae; polishing knobs; seasoned athletes; Satchmo and the godfather of soul; having something in your front pocket; parties on the roof with five dollar covers and guest lists; SMB3K; Kathryn and Stephanie’s convenience store; Carlo Rossi; wasabi peas; sleazy Dallas photographers; shittin’ gold; over-priced hamburgers; drunken clowns; irritable bowel syndrome; cartwheel contests; crappy sexual prizes and forgetting to hand them out; showing off transcripts; flour ejaculations for the sake of Jill’s sagging boobs; flour fights; karate chops; the man in charge; more flour; powerpads; whisky; chapter books; cocks; water bullets; being a baller-out-of-control; losers; summer school; balloon animals; the West Mall fountain; Eskimos; recycling; stadium cups; sea foam farm animal capsules; swedish fish; fun with puns; “I’m such a bitch”; Surprise! You’re pregnant; Jan’s awkward moans; doobie doobie doo; the neverending bottle of Jack; remembering to remove the Forman; Andrea’s pizza delivery; pictures for the scrapbook; backseats with the windows up; giraffes with altitude sickness; zingers; Madame Bovary. « Back to the May 2004 issue ©1997-2006 Texas Travesty | Copyright & Legalese | Issue Credits | Texas Travesty Archives Home