May 2004 (v6 i6)
Going down in elevators since 1997
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May 2004 (v6 i6)

Editor-in-Chief
Todd Nienkerk

Managing Editor
Kristin Hillery

Design Director
JJ Hermes

Associate Editors
Elizabeth Barksdale
Ryan Martinez

Staff Writers
Kathryn Edwards
Camden Gilman
Chanice Jan
Lance Marshall
Todd Mein
John Roper
Joel Siegel
Christie Young

Design Staff
Justin Olsen
David Strauss

Publicity
Stan Babbitt

Distribution
Stephanie Bates

Webmaster
Jeff Forman

Web Staff
Mike Kantor
Dylan Sanders

Administrative Assistants
Leala Ansari
Andrea Bridges
Doug Cooper
Erica Grundish
Bradley Jackson
Lindsay Meeks
Jill Morris
Chris Neal
Laura Schulman

Faculty Advisor
John Ruszkiewicz

Cover
Todd Nienkerk
Justin Olsen

Centerspread
Stephanie Bates
Doug Cooper
Kathryn Edwards
Bradley Jackson
JJ Hermes
Lance Marshall
Todd Nienkerk
Laura Schulman
Joel Siegel
David Strauss
Christie Young

Illustrations
JJ Hermes
Kristin Hillery
Mike Kantor
Todd Mein
Todd Nienkerk
Justin Olsen
Joel Siegel
David Strauss

Chic Tracts (illustration)
Charlie Alvarado

Models
Kurtis Carrasco-Beyer
Brandon Chicotsky
Skylerr Jaxson
Sherry Kahkeshani
Scott Langenbeck
Nicole Lender
Tony Simonetta
Scott Sublett
Audrey Sullivan
Rodrigo Trevino
Kristy Weaver
Sarah Woo
Precious Zhou

Giggles the Clown
Jill Morris

Shout Outz
Secrets; algae; polishing knobs; seasoned athletes; Satchmo and the godfather of soul; having something in your front pocket; parties on the roof with five dollar covers and guest lists; SMB3K; Kathryn and Stephanie’s convenience store; Carlo Rossi; wasabi peas; sleazy Dallas photographers; shittin’ gold; over-priced hamburgers; drunken clowns; irritable bowel syndrome; cartwheel contests; crappy sexual prizes and forgetting to hand them out; showing off transcripts; flour ejaculations for the sake of Jill’s sagging boobs; flour fights; karate chops; the man in charge; more flour; powerpads; whisky; chapter books; cocks; water bullets; being a baller-out-of-control; losers; summer school; balloon animals; the West Mall fountain; Eskimos; recycling; stadium cups; sea foam farm animal capsules; swedish fish; fun with puns; “I’m such a bitch”; Surprise! You’re pregnant; Jan’s awkward moans; doobie doobie doo; the neverending bottle of Jack; remembering to remove the Forman; Andrea’s pizza delivery; pictures for the scrapbook; backseats with the windows up; giraffes with altitude sickness; zingers; Madame Bovary.
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