April 2004 (v6 i5)

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April 2004 (v6 i5) Editor-in-Chief Todd Nienkerk Managing Editor Kristin Hillery Design Director JJ Hermes Associate Editors Elizabeth Barksdale Ryan Martinez Staff Writers Kathryn Edwards Camden Gilman Chanice Jan Lance Marshall Todd Mein John Roper Joel Siegel Christie Young Design Staff Justin Olsen David Strauss Publicity Stan Babbitt Distribution Stephanie Bates Webmaster Jeff Forman Web Staff Mike Kantor Dylan Sanders Administrative Assistants Leala Ansari Andrea Bridges Doug Cooper Erica Grundish Bradley Jackson Lindsay Meeks Jill Morris Chris Neal Laura Schulman Faculty Advisor John Ruszkiewicz Cover Todd Nienkerk Chris Neal Justin Olsen David Strauss Centerspread Todd Nienkerk ...and many others Illustrations Leala Ansari Mike Kantor Todd Mein Todd Nienkerk Justin Olsen David Strauss Models Darrell Brown Rob Dew Alexis Ledesma Andrew Schnack Nathan Winant Shout Outz High fructose corn syrup; arriving at noon; interoffice dating; whole wheat products; Lance’s hat; arguing; Carl Rove; impersonating celebrities; crew socks; accepting yourself; shoehorns; death metal; Friendster; awesome notes; secretly loving 3EB; assholes who order extra meat; magic; sea foam capsules; Jort Emporium of America; downlookers; Westgate Lanes; Todd being dorky enough to leave this in and Kristin being cool enough not to take it out; NBA 2k2; passively listening to rap-rock; foods that taste like other foods; wrapping Jeff’s house; drilling for wine; being funny despite stagnant air; not running over your neighbor’s cat; people with shaved heads and weird cowlicks; being sober around a bunch of drunk girls; showering; stealing; calling seat checks; antibiotics; slumber parties; The Unicorns; secret bathrooms; stingy bastards like J.J.; prank calls from Russell Crowe; sticking your cock in someone; girls who go to the bathroom together; huge progress; taking that and rewinding it back; catwalks; snooping around; smelling bad; the Daves Not Here CD release party at Rockstars at 10 p.m. on April 24th. « Back to the April 2004 issue ©1997-2006 Texas Travesty | Copyright & Legalese | Issue Credits | Texas Travesty Archives Home