October 2003 (v6 i2)
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Kapow! He surges before us! The universe is a gaping chasm starving for your electric juices. Blow us away with your radiocative waves of Norwegian rockh. As you bathe in the lava of your native Hammerfest, recall the thunderous loins of Thor from which you sprang. Allow me to lie and watch as you pluck from your throbbing instrument the fertile seed of cosmic energy.
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Hobbies: energizing the universe with his voltaic chords and, consequently, rocking God’s balls off, misusing pronouns
Turn-ons: precision cutlery, drop-D tuning, umlauts, sharks, anything cooked with lemon grass
Turn-offs: circumcision, capos, paying for healthcare, potpourri, rules
Motto: "Tap, hammer, and pull-off."
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