|October 2003 (v6 i2)
and the staff
too many to count
cries a single tear
Miguel Segura and his Bad Axe; Sandals; Kindness, not to mention Goodness; Courtney Love’s pooter predicament; Jaker’s reference to himself in the 3rd person and with a cute nickname; Bra adjustments; O’bitchuries; The Wiggles’ ode to dirty dirt; our hot-as-all-fuck AA’s and their special goody bag of sweet, neat-to-eat dessert treats, Christie’s rhyming dictionary; Jildo’s bottle of Diet Coke; our friends on the bulletin board; Slayer the Kitty, Horatio Rastapopolous; white russians; David Cross for pretending to care; the all-mighty MEC; morning after pills; Pepto Bismol; Office of One-Sided Compromises; Dudley & Bob; Josh Jaedicke; file cabinets; AA serfdom; capitalists; Austin Chronicle; Jeff’s chest hair; LexisNexis: the milk-giver; the results of “queer” on Google image search; thighs as pale as a November morn; delusions of grandeur; psychosomatic addict insane!; poppin’ squats like a latter-day Buster Keaton; anthracite coal; moo-yah!; you’re not really reading this, are you?; Finnell, Slayer of the Libel Goblin; the wittle-bitty bicycle; Mountain Dew; toys; StudyBreaks; I Eta Pi; the coffee cup design.
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