September 2003 (v6 i1)
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September 2003 (v6 i1)

Editor-in-Chief
Todd Nienkerk

Managing Editor
Jake Wilburn

Design Director
Lance Marshall

Staff Writers
Elizabeth Barksdale
JJ Hermes
Eric Jenkins
Ryan Martinez
Todd Mein
John Roper

Contributing Writers
Mustachio Orlando
Your Dad
Jared Van Fleet

Design Staff
Justin Olsen

Distribution
Chloe Lampman

Publicity
Stan Babbitt

Advertising
Kristin Hillery

Webmaster
Jeff Forman

Web Staff
Dylan Sanders

Faculty Advisor
John Ruszkiewicz

Cover
Todd Nienkerk
... and many more

Co-Op for ladies
Todd Nienkerk

Corndogs!
Justin Olsen

Back Page
Todd Nienkerk

Make-up
Adee Serrao

Models
Evan Anderson
Sumeet Barai
Jess Blanche
Dale Butler
Leigh Cambre
Joanna Champaigne
Vijay Dixit
Liliana Hashemian
Adam Lansisfloor
Sheldon Lee
Anna Leske
Josh Loving
Lee McKeeman
Allison Seal
Allison Sharp
Tiffany Shropshire
Aaron Stanush
Matt Sorrell
Danielle Terrier
Sarah Woo

Eskimo Genocide
George W. Bush

Shout Outz
Oneal Legendre; Leigh Cambre; replacing s’s with z’s to make things sound cooler; non-staff members who say funny things that we steal and pawn off as our own creativity; the Internet; Dr. Octagon (he’s got his helmet on, you cannot tell him he’s not in space); letters, numbers, and punctuation marks; aChillaxin’; my personal friends Dave, Lewis and Mitch; double-ended female plugs; The Kid Who Only Hit Homers; The Scott, Foresman Handbook for Writers; the human pee sack; Participation?; upper mandibles; people who name their kids Biff; hairy lassoes; packing bubbles; the insert key; dodecahedrons; evil twins; my portfolio; grundle; Ashley for making us feel important; Junior’s mustache; being “Stuck in the Middle With You” (har har); 2:44 a.m.; the fuckin’ Orange-ass Buckmaster hat; Justin’s thermometer; those metros; roofs close to swimming pools; Lance’s scanner for coming out of retirement; Jake’s precious little JumpDrive and the Windmere Fan Co.
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