March 2006 (v8 i5)

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March 2006 (v8 i5) Editor-in-Chief Kristin Hillery Managing Editor Bradley Jackson Design Director David Strauss Associate Editors Elizabeth Barksdale Kathryn Edwards Eric Seufert Stephen Short Writing Staff Mike Faerber Jen Goldstein Sara Kanewske Kelsey Lamb Toby Salinger Laura Schulman Christie Young Publicity Lauren McDowell Melanie Schaffrath Laura Waltz Design Staff Mark Estrada Ryan Flores Chris Friend Todd Mein Adam Shackleton TJ Sharp Samantha Soper Advertising Erica Grundish Webmaster Mike Kantor Administrative Assistants Sandy Arriaga Jacqueline Fitzgerald Travis Henning Kate Krueger Joel Lucas Ben Mason Garrett Rowe Contributing Editors Janice Chan Jill Morris Todd Ross Nienkerk Cover Art Chris Friend Centerspread Chris Friend Mike Kantor Jill Morris David Strauss CS Advice David Strauss SXSW Diary Mark Estrada Giggles' Roadtrip Kristin Hillery Chuck Norris David Strauss SAC Plans Mark Estrada Bode Miller Todd Ross Nienkerk SLUTz gone CRAZY Adam Shackleton Orthotrinicodone David Strauss Sorority Newsletter TJ Sharp Cheney Scenarios Mark Estrada Mike Kantor VY Co-op TJ Sharp Samantha Soper Models Derek Davidson Jerry Fugit Heidi Klum Andy Pereira Ad Sales Erica Grundish Illustrations Lesley Dixon Mark Estrada Chris Friend Kristin Hillery Mike Kantor Kate Krueger Todd Mein Todd Ross Nienkerk Adam Shackleton TJ Sharp David Schwab Samantha Soper David Strauss Shout Outz Stolen cookies; grundle sweat; Leo’s Honey; being welcomed to Moe’s; the catering that just wouldn’t stop; billions of questions; Jill and Bradley’s awkward affair; keyboard snuggling; ASCII art and people who don’t get the irony; Toby’s long explanations for everything; illegal parking cones; Journey; giant mega dinosaur laptops and their sleek Apple counterparts; being mesmerized by the lava lamp; the broken toilet; the original “drawings”; The Shitty Dog; original Tower photos; Kasey Short; strep throat; Chris, the master of drawing; ricin; fajitas that are still sizzlin’; The Big Plan; watching the sun creep through the windows; enough half-empty drinks to quench the thirst of a large animal; running to the FAC to take a dump and almost losing it on the way; high school band; the man who stole the camel; the musician who stole David’s iPod (we will find and kill you); Ashleigh’s abrasive posts; an email with the word “fingerblasting”; amazing rice puns, buying a $30 antennae from Radio Shack and then returning it after you watch the Oscars; steel. « Back to the March 2006 issue ©1997-2006 Texas Travesty | Copyright & Legalese | Issue Credits | Texas Travesty Archives Home