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mailbag concerns and praise
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Move, Bitch
Just in case you live in Alaska or some weird place like that, I thought I'd let you know that we're headed to the Rose Bowl. VINCE YOUNG and the rest of the team and I are on a roll, so you best get out of our way.
Max Reed
Fourth String Punter
Down, Set, Best Pals
VINCE YOUNG is such good friends with me that he lets me call him Vinnie for short. Oh, and did I mention that I'm on the football team? Yep, that's why I drape myself in burnt-orange and walk around campus like the king that I am. Bet you didn't know that, loser.
Max Reed
Fourth String Punter
Timeout
I just wanted to let you all know that running out of the tunnel on game day is just as electrifying as the blowjobs I get all the time.
Max Reed
Fourth String Punter
Hey, Over Here
Just in case you were wondering, the guy jumping up and down and waving a towel around after VINCE YOUNG scored was me. Now give me your sister's digits.
Max Reed
Fourth String Punter
Alpha Male
I've actually got two letters for the editor: F and U. How do you like that?
Obnoxious Hate-Mailer
Passed Kindergarten (barely)
Wife Wanted
In case you haven't seen my billboard on I-35, I'm looking for a wife. And I'm not at all desperate.
Moneybags McLastresort
Probably Deformed
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