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…he camouflages with the White House!
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…he was adopted by polar bears!
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…he listens to Kenny G!
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…when he's on top of a mountain, people confuse him for snow!
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…he can't jump!
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…his shadow is grey!
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…he gets sunburned within 10 minutes!
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…he makes the sun squint!
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…he makes an inverse prism of light!
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…you can't see him during the day!
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…you can only wash him in hot water!
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…people take him to the dentist to show them what color they want their teeth to be!
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…you can't see his milk moustache!
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…his iPod looks like a tumor!
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…he has a small penis!
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…he owns all the Frasier DVDs!
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…he donates blood to bleach clinics!
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…he has a small penis!
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…when he jogs, his veins look like plaid!
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…he listens to Bush!
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…he has a painting of Colombus!
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