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September 2004 (v7 i1)
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Editor-in-Chief
Todd Nienkerk
Managing Editor
Kristin Hillery
Design Director
JJ Hermes
Associate Editors
Elizabeth Barksdale
Ryan B. Martinez
Staff Writers
Kathryn Edwards
Bradley Jackson
Chanice Jan
Todd Mein
John Roper
Joel Siegel
Christie Young
Design Staff
David Strauss
Christina Vara
Advertising
Emily Coalson
Publicity
Stan Babbitt
Distribution
Stephanie Bates
Webmaster
Mike Kantor
Administrative Assistants
Leala Ansari
Doug Cooper
Jef Greilich
Sara Kanewske
Lindsay Meeks
Jill Morris
Garrett Rowe
Toby Salinger
Ari Schulman
Laura Schulman
Eric Seufert
Stephen Short
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Faculty Advisor
John Ruszkiewicz
Illustrations
JJ Hermes
Chanice Jan
Todd Nienkerk
David Strauss
Cover Design
Mike Kantor
Todd Nienkerk
Austin Scholar
JJ Hermes
Misfit Zoo
Kristin Hillery
Todd Mein
Todd Nienkerk
Joel Siegel
David Strauss
Marching Band Layout
Mike Kantor
Todd Nienkerk
Contributing Writer
Camden Gilman
Models
Paul Jordan
Tina Little
Cover Models
Mike Farah
Sukanya Misra
"Giggles" Models
Casey Backer
Adam Buck
Kenny Hughes
Chris Modi
Rene Pinnell
Brad Wallentine
Richard Ybarra
Marching Band Models
Anastasia Fawsett
Matt Gibson
Joseph Gonzalez
Emily Podhajsky
Tom Siders
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 Shout Outz
Übermensch; Oreos (no milk); brooms that look like dildos; David Byrne's happy ending in our office; references that no one gets; new computers and hacked Internet; the brand that isn't a brand; suitcases that fit bodies; Jill's contortionist talents (and eating vomit); diabetes and the Democrats who spread it; restraining orders; Eric the Muscle, our new bodyguard; Building 10; Lo Mein's voice; the New Kid; not voting because you're Canadian; leotards; poultry mesh; no more shit on the staircase; art parties; The Green Monster; haunted houses that are three feet tall; stained glass and Jesus; parades through apartment complexes; frumpy clothes; being a dick; orgasm ghosts; getting off the high horse; Mangiasaurus Rex; Dan Rather jokes; making-noises-in-response-to-certain-words games; 5:45 a.m.; 5:46 a.m.; Yusef Islam; repairing the minibike; condom balloons; chewing milk; Pac Man and Robin; "winningest"; back sweat; Spiderman party hats; life after death; getting fed donuts in a cage; the reincarnation of Mr. Rogers; slow children; the noticeable and depressing lack of Nintendos; whoop, luh luh luh; roommates who refuse to go away; charisma; sweat bands; wheat grass shots; organic sugar in your organic coffee; jaded, bitter nights; dandruff; reading on the toilet; pocket PCs; sloths that give birth upside-down; hypochondriacs on speed-dial |
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