With episodes such as I�m a Paraplegic BMXer and I Only Get Like Two Channels on This Thing, MTV�s hit reality series True Life has addressed problems facing every young American. Here are the top ten stories that, for whatever reason, were rejected by MTV producers.
1. My Clone Refuses to Shower with Me
2. Trading Shoes!!!
3. Someone Needs to Answer the Phone
4. Let the Machine Get It
5. I Was Born Without a Skull
6. I�m a Class 4 Humanoid
7. I Joined a Sorority for the Blow Jobs
8. My Dad Is Someone�s Bitch in Jail
9. Tonight Is Puzzle Night
10. I Was Arrested for Killing You
11. I Can't Control My Erection and/or Bowel Movements
12. Make Me Breakfast Before I Put a Bullet in You
13. I�m a Bloated Corpse
14. People Whose Conversations Consist Completely of Rehashing Scenes from Movies and TV Shows
