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February 2004 (v6 i4)
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Editor-in-Chief
Todd Nienkerk
Managing Editor
Kristin Hillery
Design Director
JJ Hermes
Associate Editors
Elizabeth Barksdale
Ryan Martinez
Staff Writers
Kathryn Edwards
Camden Gilman
Chanice Jan
Lance Marshall
Todd Mein
John Roper
Joel Siegel
Christie Young
Design Staff
Gray Garmon
Justin Olsen
David Strauss
Publicity
Stan Babbitt
Distribution
Stephanie Bates
Webmaster
Jeff Forman
Web Staff
Dylan Sanders
Administrative Assistants
Leala Ansari
Doug Cooper
Erica Grundish
Bradley Jackson
Lindsay Meeks
Jill Morris
Chris Neal
Janna Thornberry
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Faculty Advisor
John Ruszkiewicz
Cover
J.J. Hermes
Lance Marshall
Todd Nienkerk
Justin Olsen
Centerspread
Stephanie Bates
Gray Garmon
Todd Nienkerk
David Strauss
Jack in the Hat
Liz Barksdale
Stephanie Bates
Kathryn Edwards
Gray Garmon
Lance Marshall
Todd Mein
Jill Morris
Illustrations
Gray Garmon
J.J. Hermes
Chanice Jan
Todd Mein
Todd Nienkerk
Justin Olsen
Joel Siegel
David Strauss
Models
“Beyoncé”
Jonathan Chang
Drew Frambach
Ryan Hester
Sheldon Lee
Julian McBeth
Kristen Ray
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 Shout Outz
Fred Durst’s sweet blue eyes; ironing; learning to be more accepting of others; Plushies; Commissioner Gordon; hidden cameras in other college humor publications; Corona Extra: La Cerveza Mas Fina; the social relapse of feminism; the cocoa ratio; Biz Markee; Lance’s foot sweat; Frank Abagnale, Jr.; the gauls; huge toasty balls; sanding boxes; Madam Mam’s; ponchos; falling down stairs; snake eyes; Crazy Town; peas and carrots; crappy heaters; Sarah McLaughlin; Stan’s love of glitter; Officers Attridge and Adams of the Austin PD; bad words; menarche; transvestites; doing nothing for six hours; dead batteries; empty gas tanks; callous IRS workers; the phrase “cock ‘n balls”; VD cakes; the men of the Pita Pit; blown circuits and UT’s late night electricians; the Castilian; trying not to repeat ourselves; high rollin’ and big ballin’; one new dolly; giving it your best and totally failing; the thing that could’ve been; being smarter than your boss; the endless amusement of unicorn books; John’s band, Joel’s band, and their would-be rivalry; the fun and fancy of Austin snow; technology; pornography; stick pretzels; Dr. Seuss; ice cream. |
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