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All you can eat is...
KFC. Pork rinds. Bacon. Canadian Bacon. Meat pie. Without the pie. Red beans. Green beans. Peanut butter. Jelly. Wait — fructose, not jelly. Pinto beans. Beef shank. Beef ribeye. Beef-a-roni sauce. Unbreaded chicken. Hamburgers with buns made of lettuce.
Atkins Diet
Carb-free and lovin’ it
No boys allowed
That's right, I really am hosting a lesbian cruise. We’ll celebrate ourselves and discuss issues that are pertinent to our community. Isn't that great? You guys are such cutie patooties.
Rosie O'Donnell
Caroline Rhea can’t live up to my legacy
All iced up
Wow, 24 degrees is pretty damn cold. It sure sucks that my car battery died. I guess Linda was right, I should have called ahead to book a room. Hmm, so this is what frostbite feels like.
Guy who forgot to make hotel reservation
Chillin’ outside the Holiday Inn
One sick poultry
I think I’m coming down with a case of the flu.
Your Pet Bird
Deadly
Isn't it nice out today?
The sun’s out and there’s a nice breeze. I'd say it's probably like 72 degrees out, don't ya think? Ah, gorgeous. Anyway, I'll see you later. I've got a date with Little Miss Giggles. She wants my nuts. Big time!
Mr. Happy
Feelin’ good for a reason
Greetings, earthlings!
Hi, I'm Mark. I'm from outer space, and I'm here to study the spectrum of human activities and emotions. So let's start with making out and then we'll go from there.
Alien Mark
What is this thing called love?
Me and your mom go way back
Yeah, wow. This was before she met that dope you call a father. Man, back then she was like... well... I'll spare you the details, but boy, she could do things. Tell her Gooch says “hi.”
Gooch
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