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Kid's Korner! |
Super Fun Fact!
Dinosaurs are still alive today, and they live in your closet! Mommy keeps dinosaur eggs in the house plants. Dig them up for archaeological fun. Don't forget a shovel!
Really Great Word Find!
Find these words: happy, shoe, family, dog |
Kid's Korner Song!
Kid's Korner is really cool!
Alcohol and crack pipes rule!
Solving puzzles, having fun,
Burn a cat and shoot a gun!
Kid's Korner for me and you,
Let's all go and eat some glue! |
Staying Healthy is Awesome!
Mommy and Daddy don't want fat kiddies, so remember to watch your weight! If you get too big, they will have to put you in a box full of alligators and snakes and bury you in the backyard until you lose the pounds! Here are some super-fun tips to tell if you're getting too fat:
- If your mommy and daddy fight, they're fighting about how fat you are!
- If dogs bark at you, it's because they're hungry for your fatty fat!
- If your mom tells you to do your homework, she's probably just tired of looking at you and your big fatness!
- If you can't do something perfectly the first time you try it, you're too fat!
- If you like ice cream, you are definitely too fat!
- If your parents are divorced, don't worry-it's not because you're too fat. It's because you're too ugly and they never wanted you to begin with!
- If you like to stay up past your bedtime, it's probably because you're thinking about eating! Knock it off, silly!
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