March 2003 (v5 i5)
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Oh goodness gracious, Gary! Where ever did you get those bright blue eyes? You're full of the spice of life, that's for sure! Will you be mine, you delightful cherub of joy? No, no, I musn't have you, for you belong to the heavens! Oh My!
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Favorite TV Show: Three's Company
Favorite Position: "The shoulder to cry on, of course!"
Turn-ons: ponies, anarchy, and bicycles made for two
Turn-offs: chefs who wear hats
Motto: "When life gives you lemons, buy something from Pier 1!"
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