February 2006 (v8 i4)
Hiding in the bushes since 1997!
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What are professors doing during office hours?
Chatting with other professors on AIM

Standing with their ear pressed to the door and quickly rushing back to the chair when they hear footsteps in the hall

Sipping from the bottle of imported vodka they kee p in the bottom mdrawer of their desk

Thinking about getting another cup of coffee

Micromanag ing TAs via e-mail

Staring at the clock and sighing loudly, then checking their watch

Sitting behind their desk without pants on

Practicing jokes to use in class
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