Travesty: Tell us about yourself. Steve: I’m a third-year computer science major. Oh, and I steal women’s underwear from campus-area dryers. Travesty: Why? Steve: I enjoy wearing them as earmuffs. I’m a fan of the smell, too. Travesty: But aren’t they already clean if you take them from the dryers? Steve: I can still pick up a scent. Travesty: What’s your most memorable score? Steve: That’d be D-Day, June 6, 2002. Nine thongs, four pairs of granny panties and three g-strings. Boo-ya! [Reflective pause] God, that girl must only do laundry once a month. Travesty:Alright, last question. Boxers or briefs? Steve: To wear or steal? Travesty:Wear. Steve: Definitely boxers. Briefs irritate my grundle.
Steve Spincycle
