February 2006 (v8 i4)
Hiding in the bushes since 1997!
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What could make Jennifer Aniston's
life even worse?
She could get her old nose back

She could contract a horrific disease where she sweats vomit

She could get shot in the face

Angelina could be cast as Rachel in the

Friends reunion special

She could gain half a pound

She could go bald

She could find out she’s barren

She could star in Rumor Has It

She could get IBS

She could start dating Angelina’s brother, and he could call out Angelina’s name during sex

She could find out Ross cheated on her

She could drink old milk

She could superglue her hand to a tampon

She could drunkdial E!

She could burn off her eyebrows

She could have every embarrassing moment of her life exploited by the media

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