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Mary Kate & Ashley
Opine on Terri Schiavo
The girls just don't understand what the big uproar was over Terri Schiavo. After all, they've been near-comatose for 18 years and no one's raised an eyebrow. But when Ashley takes the absolutist stance that life is intrinsically good and should be preserved unconditionally, Mary Kate fires back that life lived in misery is no life at all. Tempers flare, but luckily the pope dies and suddenly no one gives a shit! |
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Mary Kate & Ashley
Play with a Nail Gun
After the Olsen twins finish renovating their ganja smoke-out closet, they realize that the carpenter left behind his big, trusty nail gun! What follows is a ca-raaazy game of hunter and hunted in which the giggles never stop — even after Ashley's heartbeat does! |
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Mary Kate & Ashley
Experiment with Numerology
Dipping deep into ancient Pythagorean truths, the twins unlock the mystic power of numbers and harness the eternal algorithm that underlies all existence. In other words, they learn how to add and subtract clothes prices! Will Mary Kate get a sweet deal on that tunic-and-low-cut-jeans combo at Urban Outfitters, or will she have to call on the 10 sephiroths of Kabbalah to complain to the manager? |
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Mary Kate & Ashley
Discover Their Clits
When the girls take trusty ol' SparkleSpeed out for a spin, a crack in the sidewalk sends them on a spill that has them making new friends! Ashley's face, may I introduce you to asphalt? Mary Kate's crotch, meet my friend crossbar. Happily, Mary Kate's crossbar introduces her to a second friend — her clitoris! Will Ashley feel left out when she realizes that she has an inverted penis? No, sillies! When two sisters share the same nervous system, they get the best of both worlds! |
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