 The Frisbee Dude
Oh, majestic discus-thrower, your Hellenic bodice ripples with lyrical grace as you bask in the unworthy sunlight! Like prongs of electric sex, your lithe fingers caress the disc's veneer. Oh, to be that disc! To feel the sensuous snap of your finger-flip! Will you toss me, spin me ... throe me? Nimble athelete, will you fall into my bush?
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vital info
Turn-Ons: well-manicured lawns, quickies in between classes, bush-diving, over-developed right forearms, dramatic catches, high fives, going between the legs, Border Collies, "accidentally" falling over sunbathers, shooting from the hip
Turn-Offs: unkempt bushes, limp wrists, drops, inclement weather, grass stains, people who don't give a "little help", sustained winds, hacky-sackers, boomerangs
Motto: "Wherever the wind takes me, man, just keep livin'." |
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