You would complain if your mom made spaghetti twice in one week. |
You'll eat a dried up rotten banana off the floor, so long as you find it first. |
After acing your pre-cal test, you bragged to all your about how you didn't even study. |
You'll fight off tears of self-doubt after you spend all night studying for a test you still fail. |
Teachers changed your D to a C if you did a meaningless extra credit assignment. |
Professors will be happy to sign off on a Q-drop form you pick up from the Dean's office — if you're lucky. |
Having to answer to your parents was a drag. |
Trying to get money from your parents is a drag. |
Your Academy Award-winning performance convinced your mom that you were sick and should stay home. |
Don't feel like going to class? Just roll over and go back to sleep. |
People bragged about drinking. |
People brag about drinking. |