Buy a sword and fall on it because there is nothing left to live for
FROM: Daily Texan Office, 2500 Whitis, Austin, TX
TO: The Iron Works, 2652 Oak Spring Drive, Austin, TX
1. Start out going NORTH on WHITIS toward W 25TH ST.
2. Turn RIGHT onto W 26TH ST/W DEAN KEETON ST.
3. W DEAN KEETON ST becomes MANOR RD.
4. Turn RIGHT onto AIRPORT BLVD/TX-111 LOOP S.
5. Turn RIGHT onto OAK SPRINGS DR.
Head to the mountains because the polar ice caps will melt with Bush in office
FROM: Daily Texan Office, 2500 Whitis, Austin, TX
TO: Guadalupe Mountains National Park, Salt Flat, TX
1. Start out going NORTH on WHITIS toward W 25TH ST.
2. Turn RIGHT onto W 26TH ST/W DEAN KEETON ST.
3. Take the ramp toward I-35 S.
4. Turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto I-35 N.
5. Merge onto I-35 S/US-81 S via the ramp on the LEFT.
6. Take the ANDERSON LOOP exit- EXIT 172.
7. Merge onto TX-1604 LOOP W.
8. Merge onto I-10 W toward EL PASO.
9. Merge onto I-10 W via EXIT 257 toward US-285
10. Turn RIGHT onto US-285.
11. Turn LEFT onto FM 652.
12. Turn LEFT onto UNIVERSITY RD. |
Alienate your readers
- As the student voice of one of the largest universities in the country, assume an overtly biased stance on a presidential election.
- Avoid professionalism. It's boring and doesn't make for an enjoyable read.
- Use patently passive-aggressive techniques to express your disappointment in government affairs.
- If things don't go your way, compain.
Mourn the death of democracy
FROM: Daily Texan Office, 2500 Whitis, Austin, TX
TO: Oakwood Cemetery, 1601 Navasota, Austin, TX
1. Start out going NORTH on WHITIS toward W 25TH ST.
2. Turn RIGHT onto W 26TH ST/W DEAN KEETON ST.
3. W DEAN KEETON ST becomes MANOR RD.
4. Turn RIGHT onto AIRPORT BLVD
5. Turn RIGHT onto OAK SPRINGS DR. |
