October 2004 (v7 i2)
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News channels try in vain to monitor their daily movements. Pollsters probe, to no avail, their inscrutable minds. This election year, swing voters have become the Holy Grail for campaign workers hoping to gain the edge in a tight presidential race.

But, unlike that fictional chalice that never existed — ever, ever — swing voters do exist. Using a cut of beef jerky and a series of tropical-bird mating calls, we coaxed them from out their well-hidden hovels and into the daylight of our searing analysis. Unravel the mystery, behold the paradox and gain absolute wisdom as you peer into...

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