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...he ate a grocery store!

...he went swimming in the ocean and the entire world flooded!

...he is at risk for osteoarthritis and coronary heart disease!

...he couldn't even run for office!

...his moles look like dinner plates!

...he almost ate Morgan Spurlock!

...he buys clothes at Fatass Depot!

...his stretch marks have stretch marks!

...just look at him! Jesus, what a fatty liberal fatass!

...he makes Kirstie Alley look like Nicole Kidman!

...he is going to make his next documentary about his fat rolls!

...he should die!

...his ass is suffocating!

...he's a dumb McSuck!

...he hasn't seen his penis since he was in his mother's womb!
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