• give cousin It cornrows & meet up with Snoop
• pick up a box of Magnums for Saturday night
• one-handed push-ups with Jack Palance
• one-on-one with Carl Malone
• attend University of Phoenix Online
• practice sneer
• polish bowties
• key the Munstermobile
• Wednesday
• register LurchSoLonely.com
• get a Thingjob
