November 2002 (v5 i3)
Hogging All the White Meat Since 1997
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Lurch's To-Do List


give cousin It cornrows & meet up with Snoop
pick up a box of Magnums for Saturday night
one-handed push-ups with Jack Palance
one-on-one with Carl Malone
attend University of Phoenix Online
practice sneer
polish bowties
key the Munstermobile
Wednesday
register LurchSoLonely.com
get a Thingjob
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