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Top 10 Halloween Pick-Up Lines
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20. “Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!”
19. “Nice costume, wanna satisfy our mutual sexual frustration with a night of awkward, half-assed attempts at drunken love-making?”
18. “I’ll give you a hint: there’s no trick in these pants.”
17. “Hey: so you’re dressed as a ghost. Wanna make me scream your name?”
16. “Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead.”
15. “I’m hungry like the werewolf!”
14. “Are you tired? Because I’ve been chasing you in your nightmares for weeks.”
13. "I wanna bob for yo’ apples."
12. "Why don’t we go somewhere where you can stick a candle in my jack-o-lantern?"
11. “Squeak my bat like it’s Transylvania."
10. “Baby, you give me rigor mortis of the pants.”
9. “Just ‘cause I’m going as Moses doesn’t mean I won’t part the Red Sea.”
8. “Come over here and skull-fuck me.”
7. “I’ve got a rubber mask and you’ve got the candy- let’s go trick or treating.”
6. “You’ve been haunting my dreams like Freddy Kreuger.”
5. “Would you mind if I slimed you?”
4. “Even though you’re so damn ugly, I’ll pretend you have a costume on so I can bone you.”
3. “Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.”
2. “That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?”
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